Those dodgy skin-cream bitches are all racing to become Bosses. Fuck these disguised pyramid schemes. A “shit-for-brains” friend of mine bought VND 150 million worth of stock in one go to get some regional distributor title or whatever. Now she’s stuck with a pile of products she can’t sell. When she complained, they whipped out the contract. The company said it would refund VND 50 million, but months have passed and there’s still no fucking money. They even banned my friend from setting foot in the company.
July 2021 update: read more about how MLM Bosses have moved into “finance” through binary options platforms, under a new title: Finance Hot Girls. A guide to becoming a Finance Hot Girl who calls out trading signals and dishes out life lessons
Source: Facebook - “MLMs never disappear; they just move from one product to another.”
Fuck, every now and then they throw in an Iphone X worth around VND 25 million for whichever bitch buys the most stock. In the end, dozens of them get greedy for that iphone, each transferring at least VND 50–70 million to buy products. Whoever transfers the most gets to gobble up the iphone. But they’re left sitting on hundreds of millions of VND worth of stock gathering dust.
So where does all that stock go…? They post recruitment ads for sales collaborators, with all sorts of perks:
- Spend 3 hours online a day and earn VND 20 million a month.
- Great benefits, free phones, cash, trips…
- Unbeatable discounts.
Like fucking hell. Some stay-at-home moms have time on their hands and want to earn money but can’t be bothered to work. They scrape together VND 5–10 million and eagerly sign up as sales collaborators. Ten moms like that, and the dealers have shifted VND 50–100 million worth of unsold stock.
Then the mom collaborators post their sales pitches… Not a fucking soul buys anything, while sales at headquarters keep soaring. Money keeps pouring in for those Boss bitches, and the rich get richer. The moms at the bottom of the chain are left holding jars of dodgy skin cream that their entire extended families couldn’t use up in a lifetime.
That’s why whenever I run into MLM scum, I just want to chop them to pieces. They go back to the countryside to scam farmers who don’t know any better. People work all year to scrape together a little money—how are they supposed to survive one encounter with these fuckers?
Everywhere you go, there’s a Boss. Scam whoever you like, but if you scammed my wife, for example, I’d beat her first to teach her a lesson for being stupid, then come for you Boss bitches.
If you’ve got so much spare money you don’t know what to do with it, you’d be better off playing the illegal lottery or betting on a football match… Win and you eat; lose and you go hungry. Still better than buying stock you can’t even eat and just getting pissed off over it…!!
Every now and then, they shell out a few tens of millions of VND. Hire some actress or model who’s almost past her sell-by date. She holds a jar of cream and grins like her great-great-grandfather has just climbed out of his grave and come back to life.
And just like that, those suckers start whispering to one another. This woman, this guy—they’re famous and even they use it…
Good grief, there are all sorts of celebrities. Look no further than Ốc Thanh Vân, who recently got caught up in a scandal over promoting counterfeit, poor-quality products. Beauty queens promote dodgy skin creams too. But I’d bet my life that not a single one of those beauty queen bitches actually uses that stuff. Women like them scrutinize labels and origins endlessly before daring to use even products hand-carried back from Europe (Châu Âu) or the Americas (Châu Mỹ).
What makes you think they’d smear those chemicals on their own faces? What the hell makes you so trusting? From personal experience, the more famous someone is, the more likely they do NOT use what they promote.
Go on Facebook and out of ten bitches, eleven are flashing their cash. Fuck, why do they have to show off their money? Because they want your eyes to light up at the sight of it. To make you fantasize about earning as much as they do. But do you realize that the more someone acts like that, the more of a scammer they are? They’re the main supplier, selling to dealers under contracts. Once you’ve bought it, you can’t fucking return it. Spend VND 200 million on stock you can’t sell, and you’ll be lucky if they toss you VND 50 million back. That’s already stupid enough.
What comes next is downright immoral: once you’re stuck with stock you can’t sell, your only option is to scam someone else. If you can’t scam strangers, you scam your own family. Then you sell consumers this worthless crap that reeks of bleach. Fuck you all.
The money pours in from those cash hens, and Boss uses it for butt lifts, boob jobs, and a complete pussy overhaul… Boss gets skin-whitening treatments at a cosmetic clinic in South Korea (Hàn Quốc). Then, fuck me, Boss comes home looking like Snow White (Bạch Tuyết), and four days out of every seven, Boss is partying at the bar, waving a fan around with the dwarfs.
Boss lives like a member of high society. The wives see it and get so excited they can hardly stand it, so they compete to buy more stock to get closer to Boss, hoping Boss will let them enjoy a few scraps, without realizing they’re draining their own blood as an offering to Boss..
Oh, for fuck’s sake… This is what comes of reading all those trashy romance novels… Stupid… oh, never mind
I’m calling out dodgy skin creams by name, that’s all. But weight-loss pills, herbal teas, acne treatments… There are loads of them.
Autumn is coming, so Bosses are as plentiful as falling yellow leaves.
The ones at the top do everything under contract. You’re too stupid to read it, and so greedy that sometimes you read it and still go ahead, so when you realize you’ve been had, there’s nothing you can do. Dealers and collaborators do business by word of mouth. There’s a buyer and a seller; you transfer the money and receive the goods. It’s a civil transaction, and no police officer is going to handle it. Complain, and they gang up to boycott you and get your Facebook account taken down.
At that point, all you can do is swallow the bitterness and pretend it’s sweet. Because anyone who knows better wouldn’t get involved. And if you don’t know better, how would you know whom to sue or where to file a lawsuit…!!
That’s why MLMs never disappear; they just move from one product to another.
So fucking stupid, folks…!!!
-Trường Lê-
Read more
Bài liên quan
- Top 100 Leading, Popular Websites in Vietnam with Massive Traffic
- Vietnam Fatherland Front Bank Statements: Fact-Checking Yagi Storm and Flood Relief Transfers
- A Collection of All My ChatGPT Bot Prompts
- Latest Udemy courses free for a limited time
- A Guide to Optimizing EEAT for Companies, Individuals, and Content for SEO
- The Full Range of Google AI Courses with Free Certificates: From Beginner to Advanced
- Table of Sino-Vietnamese pronunciation to write names
- MY AFFILIATE INCOME JOURNEY FROM VND 100,000 TO $50,000
